Lackadaisy

That's it! I'm too bored to take it anymore! *Hurls barrels at unsuspecting passerby.*

*killer stage dive on Azure, holding flaming cricket bat of doom!*

Me: Alright... dance, my minions!

Tyler: Roger. *Swings Impossible roundhouse kick at Everyone*

*splashes you all with ice cold water*

Fritz: I have died and gone to hell ;_;

Dvorak: *bursts in* FREE WATER-PROOF GRENADES :DDD

*Throw angry badger at Dvorak* Ha HA! Take that!

Tyler: Yes, but are they FOOT PROOF!? *kicks grenade back*

Dvorak: *is shielded by badger from explosion* Phew, that was close...

uh oh..*runs and ducks and looks for new weapon* AH HA! A GLASS BOTTLE!!

Tyler: I AM CHUCK NORRIS INCARNATE. FEAR MY SWINGING LEGS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Breaks bottle with dramatic kick*

YES. THIS IS THE MANLY BALLET I WAS TOLD OF.

EEK! *runs to look for better weapon and to escape Chuck Norris incarnate* I'M A GIRL!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSTED TO HIT A GIRL!!!!!

*chases with a nailbat* But your title says Tomboy--!

*looks at title* ...BY PERSONALITY!!! P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-I-T-Y!!!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER A BOY CAN!!! THAT'S WHY I CALL MYSELF A TOMBOY!!!! *curls up in ball waiting for pumling*

Tyler: I can't hit you, but the rules never said anything about.... kicks.

ACK!!! *gets up and runs into a vacant room and shuts door* I'LL SEEK EMERY ON YOUR FILTHY BUM!!!!!